India ends 2009 with biggest laugh buster of the year

India has come up suddenly with the claims that it has devised a new war doctrine to handle sumiltanous warfronts with Pakistan and China. Once again, the complexed Indians have made a childish claim that under the new war strategy, India would crush China in some 80 minutes and Pakistan in around 40 minutes.

This new claim of the Indians has hit the world media as the biggest and perhaps the last laugh buster of the year as it made the whole world laughing throughout the years with a variety of funny statements and delightful diplomatic blunders.

This new war doctrine of India against China and Pakistan has come when India, back home, is suffering the worst ever Command and Control crisis in the Army as the Indian Army Chief and his associates stand at unannounced war with Chief of eastern Command and the Indian army is divided in different groups.

The shameless as ever, Indians have the cheeks to make the eccentric and outlandish claim regarding the new war doctrine when their general and other senior officers are constantly facing corruption charges either in land scams or sale of weapons etc and while the Chief of Army Staff general Kapoor is hectically engaged in rescuing his associate Generals facing extreme punishments including dismissal from service etc. with the absence of any Command and Control doctrine within itself, the Indian Army is claiming to be more than ready to win a speculative war, launched simultaneously with China and Pakistan. The Daily Mail finds it hard to believe that the Indians have made this claim at a time when China has emerged as the new superpower of the world with a gigantic military might and when Pakistan Army has emerged as one of the top five armies of the world with skill and professional capabilities.

The Daily Mail is also shocked to see this claim from India at a time when merely 10 terrorists paralyzed the country’s financial capital for not less than three days and the Indian army and its commandos of all the three armed forces couldn’t do anything, just a year back.

The Daily Mail is of the view that instead of making such dramatic statements, influenced by Bollywood movies, the Indian Army and Civilian leadership better opt for some serious approach. The Daily Mail is also of the opinion that instead of becoming a permanent laughing stuff across the world by making such statements, India must better focus on setting it house in order first.

The Daily Mail believes that General Kapoor should better focus in restoring proper Command and Control system back in his army first and better have all the military Commanders on board and make sure that they back and obey him first and then should go for a war strategy against Pakistan or china or whatever as with present state of affairs in the Indian Army, Kapoor and Company cannot evolve a strategy to defeat even a Bhutan or Swaziland etc, what to talk of defeating Pakistan or China.

The Daily Mail advises General Kapoor that before going for a new war plan, he must sort the things out with Commander Easter Command at Fort Williams otherwise even boss at Fort Williams would be enough to execute the Kapoor troops at some stage.

By Makhdoom Babar Editor-in-Chief The Daily Mail