What if Amreeka invaded Pakistan
It has happened. The Grand Old party (GOP) has attacked the
GOP (Government of Pakistan) and its people. Initial threats
of the US to bomb Pakistan back to the middle ages were met
with huge laughter by the Pakistani masses. With
dengue fever, floods, no electricity, target killings,
and religious intolerance,we are already there you
fools, the people laughed aloud. It is now expected
the bombing might jolt them out of the middle ages
and send them forward instead.
GOP (Government of Pakistan) and its people. Initial threats
of the US to bomb Pakistan back to the middle ages were met
with huge laughter by the Pakistani masses. With
dengue fever, floods, no electricity, target killings,
and religious intolerance,we are already there you
fools, the people laughed aloud. It is now expected
the bombing might jolt them out of the middle ages
and send them forward instead.
Prior to the attack, the American government claimed
it had solid proof and well written reports printed on
nice pink paper
that theHaqqanis were hiding in Pakistan and operating
freely. Also included was evidence that General Kayani’s
name rhymed loosely with Haqqani, thus, establishing
strong relations between the two and proving the army
was supporting the terrorist group. The WMD search
team from Iraq has now been redeployed to Pakistan
to find them.
Insiders suggest that there is a strong chance the team
might find the Iraqi weapons in Abbotabad.
it had solid proof and well written reports printed on
nice pink paper
that theHaqqanis were hiding in Pakistan and operating
freely. Also included was evidence that General Kayani’s
name rhymed loosely with Haqqani, thus, establishing
strong relations between the two and proving the army
was supporting the terrorist group. The WMD search
team from Iraq has now been redeployed to Pakistan
to find them.
Insiders suggest that there is a strong chance the team
might find the Iraqi weapons in Abbotabad.
The country was overrun in a little less than four hours
by the US army surprising many as YouTube videos
and Facebook statuses had hinted to the Pakistan
army being invincible.
Early morning drone attacks were conducted country
wide destroying huge areas and taking many lives.
No collateral damage was reported. The same evening,
people shopping on Tariq Road were heard complaining
about the traffic all this has caused before going back to complaining about inflation.
Leading TV news channels conducted talk shows and
gathered large groups of people to sit and discuss the
events and condemn the western world.
by the US army surprising many as YouTube videos
and Facebook statuses had hinted to the Pakistan
army being invincible.
Early morning drone attacks were conducted country
wide destroying huge areas and taking many lives.
No collateral damage was reported. The same evening,
people shopping on Tariq Road were heard complaining
about the traffic all this has caused before going back to complaining about inflation.
Leading TV news channels conducted talk shows and
gathered large groups of people to sit and discuss the
events and condemn the western world.
PTI leader Imran Khan smirked in a TV appearance
commenting about how he was right about the US after all.
During his speech about how he would turn things around
after winning the elections, he was interrupted and
reminded that no elections would be held now.
commenting about how he was right about the US after all.
During his speech about how he would turn things around
after winning the elections, he was interrupted and
reminded that no elections would be held now.
MQM’s Altaf Hussain performed his regular telethon,
managing a record breaking nonstop 5 hours. In order to reminisce the good old Karachi days, he requested London
teens to hold another riot and looting session.
managing a record breaking nonstop 5 hours. In order to reminisce the good old Karachi days, he requested London
teens to hold another riot and looting session.
PPP leaders continued to claim that deserting America
and refusing aid is not in the interest of the country and
the economy will collapse. And everyone had stopped
caring already about the PML parties.
and refusing aid is not in the interest of the country and
the economy will collapse. And everyone had stopped
caring already about the PML parties.
Pakistani Taliban groups led rallies of angry crowds
who were aghast at not being able to find anything to
break and burn. Several religious leaders were pacified
by being told that
America was now led by a Muslim ruler. Evidence
provided included his skin color, his middle name being
Hussain and that he could pronounce Pakistan clearly.
who were aghast at not being able to find anything to
break and burn. Several religious leaders were pacified
by being told that
America was now led by a Muslim ruler. Evidence
provided included his skin color, his middle name being
Hussain and that he could pronounce Pakistan clearly.
China has condemned the attacks and said it would
continue to support Pakistan by promising to provide
more buses.
continue to support Pakistan by promising to provide
more buses.
Indians celebrated all over the country. There are now
talks of a Bollywood movie showing how it was India
who brought Pakistan down through Rajnikanth.
The climax will include a scene about how the Pakistani
cricket team bows down to the Indians and Shoaib Akhtar apologizes to Sachin.
talks of a Bollywood movie showing how it was India
who brought Pakistan down through Rajnikanth.
The climax will include a scene about how the Pakistani
cricket team bows down to the Indians and Shoaib Akhtar apologizes to Sachin.
World markets remained unaffected as the Pakistan
economy had no influence on the global economy.
economy had no influence on the global economy.
In the wake of the attacks, the biggest questions being asked
by the Republicans are:
by the Republicans are:
“What? Pakistan has no oil?”
With the American army stretched out over Iraq and Afghanistan, the US is looking for new recruits. Strong
reports indicate that the old disbanded Pakistan army
will be hired to serve the US government. As per state
policy, the US has also decided to install a puppet
government. After great debate the US think tank has
zeroed in on Asif Zardari as the perfect candidate and an inauguration will follow a Florida-like election event.
reports indicate that the old disbanded Pakistan army
will be hired to serve the US government. As per state
policy, the US has also decided to install a puppet
government. After great debate the US think tank has
zeroed in on Asif Zardari as the perfect candidate and an inauguration will follow a Florida-like election event.
News of the conquest has yet to reach the Lyari area
as fighting between PPP, ANP and MQM continued there.
as fighting between PPP, ANP and MQM continued there.
Meanwhile life was normal in the Defence areas of Karachi
and Lahore.
and Lahore.
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